What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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