Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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fish fishy caoimhin

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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Anything involving women..

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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