- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Charlie Sheen is winning

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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