Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Girls Lacrosse.

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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What is 9+10? 19

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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