why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Oh, go away

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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I love alchohol!

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Religionh

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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