- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the capital of congo famine

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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