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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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