I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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