- Anti Joke

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

You know whats funny? Women's rights

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat