Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Why did? Yes

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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