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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

my egg roll

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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