- Anti Joke

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag