there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Neither did she.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

what is orange? an orange

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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