why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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david what a baghead

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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