Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

You know whats funny Aids

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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