- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Why did? Yes

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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