- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Women can vote? wtf

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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