A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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