- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

can you touch your toes? no

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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