- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What do you call your mom? Mom

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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