- Anti Joke

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke