Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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