What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

Knock knock *open*

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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