- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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