knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

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Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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what do you call your mom? mom

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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