- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

I like school Said no one ever.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

meh

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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