What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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