- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Do you like apples? Yes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

I'm gay.

whats brown and booky a book.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black