What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

a man makes a bad joke

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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