- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

whats the stage after cancer? you die

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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