What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Knock Knock CUM IN!

what is orange? an orange

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