What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father ****s on his desk.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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a. why? b. because

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Anti Joke

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