- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Church.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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