What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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OIO

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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