- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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