- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

A person from Singapore eats

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

John Cena

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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