There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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y u no like me joke?

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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andrew wagner

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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