- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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