Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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