Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

My parents died!

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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