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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

breasts

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

womens rights.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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