There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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i had sex.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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a. why? b. because

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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