Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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