What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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