- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

why was 6 afraid of 7?

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

And Stephen Hawking said.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

A gay man watches football.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

there once was a black man who played basketball

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