Good afternoon.

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Shea's sty....

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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