- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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