On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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