- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

hextech crafting too opieop

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Two women were sitting quietly.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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