What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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Irish sobriety

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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