How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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belly button

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Woman's Rights

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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I'm gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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