Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

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What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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