- Anti Joke

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.