How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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