Woman's Rights

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

I'm gay.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Do you like apples? Yes

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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