- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Whats the defination of cruelty

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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