- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.