Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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