Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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i like it in the mouth

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why was Edgar sad at the swimming pool? Edgar had been taking swimming lessons for a few weeks, on a tuesday-thursday basis, and was not learning how to swim as well as he would have liked. His instructer, Ms. Herpina was also very rude and generally disrespectful to Edgar. As a result of him seeing the lack of progress, and his dislike of his teacher, one day he quit going to his lessons and went to the local Dairy Queen instead with his girlfriend, Susie. Little did he know, his mother had also gone out to buy him DairyQueen, as a celebration to him becoming better at swimming. When she saw him at Dairy Queen, she was very angry at her son, who had lied to her about going to that days' lesson, and had also lied to her about not having a girlfriend. After his mom told his girlfriend that they couldn't date, she took a distraught Edgar to their small apartment. Edgar had always hated this apartment, ever since the first day they moved in as a result from the lack of money to afford a nicer area. After his older brother David stole all that money from his mother to buy drugs a few years back, his life hasn't been the same. His mother was forced to move into an apartment with few luxories, and Edgar was constantly jealous of his friends at school, especially Jason, the dark haired boy who always bragged about how good he was at his PSP games. Edgar only wanted happiness for at least a little while, but was quickly forced back to the pool. He was embarassed at the fact that he couldn't swim, and all the popular girls at the pool were making fun of him. It had been a rough life for Edgar, and he was still only seven years of age. This, my child, is why Edgar was sad at the swimming pool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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