- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Anti Jokes = Drained

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What is the name of the car? What

anal seepage

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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