I will create more jobs for americans

pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

heat!

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

so the weather's nice...

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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