A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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What's green and blue? yellow

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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