What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Who invented apple? God

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Uh... What was emulating again?

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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