Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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