- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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