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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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