- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

what smells like tuna? my underwear

Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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