- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Wolfjob.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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