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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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