- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

You know what's catchy? A cold

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

What's 1+1? 69.

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

An Englishman walks into a bar.

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