Just found out that it doesn't work.

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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