how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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Black people stink of shite!

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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Maths.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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Im gay What about you

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im @ work, LOL.

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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