A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

roses are red violets are blue

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Reading the Terms and Conditions

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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