- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the ground wet It rained

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.