I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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a seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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Do you like apples? Yes

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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