If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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whats white jizz

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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women's rights

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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