- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

what did one computer say to the other .........

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