Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Matt is a Duster!

homosexual

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

A man walks into a bar

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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