Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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My dad

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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