- Anti Joke

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled