- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Women's rights.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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