- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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