- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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