- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

no really what are ur names?

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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