Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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Dyslexia ruels!

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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