- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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