Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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NEVER

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Anti Joke

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